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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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