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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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