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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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