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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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