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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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