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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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