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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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