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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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