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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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