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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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