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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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