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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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