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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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