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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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