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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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It escapes me.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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