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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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