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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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