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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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