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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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