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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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