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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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