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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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