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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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