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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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