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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Akiva Lane
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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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