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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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