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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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