Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?
Why did Jim want to be a farmer?
How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?
Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?
What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?
What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?
What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?
What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?
What is a good motto for a sausage company?
Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?
