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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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