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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

Even as a child he raised a racket.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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