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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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