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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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