What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

1367

Why did Jay attend traffic court for his Left Turn summons?

He knew he was right.

1090

On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

1383

What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

686

Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

222

Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

239

Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

669

What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

902

Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

1096

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

292

What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

710

What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

262