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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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