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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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