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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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