What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

303

What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

153

What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

226

Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

353

What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

146

What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

1344

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

1508

If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

122

What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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