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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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