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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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