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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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