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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his Left Turn summons?

He knew he was right.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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