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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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A photo of synthesis.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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