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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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