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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Akiva Lane
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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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