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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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