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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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