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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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