Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?
Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?
What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?
What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?
What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?
What are batteries called when they no longer work?
What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?
What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?
Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?
Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?
Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?