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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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