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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane
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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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