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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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