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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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