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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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