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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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