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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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