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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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