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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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