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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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