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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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