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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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