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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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