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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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