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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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