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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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