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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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