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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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