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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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