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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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