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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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