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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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