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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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