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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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