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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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