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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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