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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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