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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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