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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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