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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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