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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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