How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

1951

What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

1701

Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

948

Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

2113

How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

1953

Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

953

Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

1250

Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

2212

Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

1530

A photo of synthesis.

308

How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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