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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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A tripod.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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