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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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