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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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