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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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