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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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