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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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