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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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