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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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