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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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