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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after the 7th one?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes (castanets)

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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