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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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