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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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