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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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