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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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