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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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