Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

1511

If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

1907

What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

549

What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

37

How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

2079

Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

1022

Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

364

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

What's this man's problem?

He just has an axe to grind.

1270

What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

1427

Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

2095

Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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