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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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