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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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