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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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