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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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