Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his wry sense of humor.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

270

What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

207

How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

386

How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

672

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

854

Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

365

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

1429

Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

775

How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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