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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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