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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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