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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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