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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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