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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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