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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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