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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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