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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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