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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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