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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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