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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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