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What was it called when the sugar cane workers went on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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