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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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