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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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