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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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