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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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