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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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