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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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