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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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