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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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