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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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