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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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