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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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