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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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