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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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