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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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