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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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