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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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