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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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