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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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