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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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