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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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