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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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