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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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