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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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