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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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