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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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C to shining C

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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