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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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