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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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