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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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