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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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