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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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