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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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