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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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