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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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