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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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