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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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