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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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