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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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