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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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