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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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