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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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