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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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