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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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