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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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