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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Akiva Lane
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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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