Pictures:

Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

601

What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

3305

Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

91

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

2796

How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

938

What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

1768

What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

2567

What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

624

What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

2771

Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

2157

What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

2423