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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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C to shining C

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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