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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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