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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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