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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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