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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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