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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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A square not.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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