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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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