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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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