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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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