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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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A dessert island.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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