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Akiva Lane
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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trip to the spice store to buy spices called?

Thyme travel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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