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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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