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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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