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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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