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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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