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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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