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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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