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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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