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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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