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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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