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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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