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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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