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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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