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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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