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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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