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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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