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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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