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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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