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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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