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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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