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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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