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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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