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Akiva Lane
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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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