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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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