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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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