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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Rock and roll.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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