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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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