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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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