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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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