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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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It's a lap top.

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