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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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