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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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