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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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