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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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