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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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