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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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