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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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