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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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