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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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