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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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