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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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